In a bar he stood one night,
Holding a scepter instead of Bud Light.
Grinning foolishly and looking so merry,
Hoping to attract some cute little Sherry.
When that didn’t work he went with plan B,
And begged for link-love under coconut trees.
“I need to get high on green fairy dust
Make Neil Patel = princess rank first or I'll bust”.
The reason is weird but we can’t say no...